BIG FAT MOTHER
(С. ВЕРЕЙКИН)
She’got a big fat mother, who’s like a firewall
Protecting her and tending her, it ain’t no fun at all
They treat her like a baby, she goes to bed sharp nine
I love her madly, but I’m not mad enough
To feel like happy lover, it’s a dangerous stuff
I know that her mother is a living mine
CHORUS
You can hold her hand, you can be her friend
You can follow her as far as alleys end
But don’t you wish for something special, don’t even bother
‘Cause she’s got a big fat mother
She’ got a big fat brother, as big as moose
He hates everybody when he’s on the booze
He says that I’m nobody, but hates me too
I tried to talk him over, I tried to explain
‘Bout me and his sister, but he was very plain
He said he would kill me. I knew that he was true
CHORUS
You can hold her hand, you can be her friend
You can follow her as far as alleys end
But don’t you wish for something special, don’t even bother
‘Cause she’s got a big fat brother
She’got a big fat sister, who’s looking for some love
Who’s desperate and lustful but says she’s Lonesome Dove
She comes on to me and stirs me up
My love is very jealous, she calls her a slut
She says that she’s romantic but her sister is not
She starts to threaten me with breaking up
CHORUS
I’m sick of holding her hand, I’m sick of being her friend
I’m sick of following her as far as alleys end
If she loves me no longer then I wouldn’t miss her
‘Cause she’s got a big fat sister
