Baby Rat Song, The - Moses & The Rockin' Juice

THE BABY RAT SONG
(А. РУДИЧЕВ / С. ВЕРЕЙКИН)

Couldn’t believe the news this morning
They found a rat in a potato chip bag
Really couldn’t believe the news this morning
They found a little baby rat in a potato chip bag
Must have been looking for something to eat in there
Never could find its way back

Now everyone wants to make some money
And lawsuits are starting to fly around
Everyone wants to benefit from the story
And lawsuits are starting to fly around
But what hurts me the most is the poor baby rat
Who died without a single sound

Wonder why should I feel so sorry
Guess I’ve got too much time and nothing to do
Wonder why should I ever feel so sorry
Too much time on my hands with nothing to do
Gonna put some shit in my bottle of Coke
Sue them and get rich too